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zalizani · Dec 25, 2008

Svim katolicima u BiH i svima onima koji upražnjavaju predstojeći praznik sretan božić

dino73n · Dec 25, 2008

Pridruzujem se cestitkama!

Dog_Father · Dec 25, 2008

Pridruzujem se cestitkama.

NAILS · Dec 25, 2008

dino73n said:

Pridruzujem se cestitkama!
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pac · Dec 25, 2008

Pridruzujem se cestitkama!

hurmash1ca · Dec 25, 2008

Svim katolicima zelim sretan i prijatan Božić :wink:

Neso · Dec 25, 2008

hurmash1ca said:

Svim katolicima zelim sretan i prijatan Božić :wink:
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artemis · Dec 25, 2008

Pridruzujem se cestitkama!
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GW · Dec 25, 2008

At Christmas Time

At Xmas time when we were kids,
we were bloody poor,
and Santa weren't too generous
when he knocked upon our door

But we made do by saving up,
yes every little bit
"We may be poor" said dear old Dad,
"but I dont give a shit!"

Our Xmas tree stood tall & proud
and rigid as a totem,
With Xmas baubles hangin' there.....
like testies in ya scrotum!

Everyone loved Xmas dinner,
no if's, and's or but's,
and all us kids would piss ourselves
when Grandpa dropped his guts.

We'd leave a six pack for Santa
and he always drank it quick,
then I found out it was just me Dad,
the alcoholic prick!

But all in all we had fun,
and lot & lots of cheer,
Now I can't wait till I've got kids....
cause I'll get a carton of beer!

Bruce Thompson
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Christmas

I've been getting ready for Christmas
I'm revving up for the great day
my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed
'cause I started my shopping in May

The mistletoe's hanging in bunches
'cause the odd Christmas kiss isn't wrong
and the Vicar I've found - quite likes calling round
and exploring my crowns with his tongue

The bin men have gotten quite friendly
they're after a present I fear
they won't feel so chuffed when I tell them - get stuffed
'cause they don't speak the rest of the year

The family is coming for dinner
last year it was quite a good laugh
we ate fairly late - dished the veg on the plate
found the turkey was still in the bath

the Kids are all pink with excitement
'cause Santa will come so they say
their lists are extensive - extremely expensive
and they'll break it all by Boxing day

But it's worth all that fuss Christmas morning
when their little eyes are all aglow
when we're all feeling merry full of goodwill and sherry
and suffering from wind Ho Ho Ho

But please don't forget why we do it
why each year we must go to this fuss
for that guy up above who brought peace and brought love
and who probably owns Toys R Us..........

Liz Garrad
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A Letter to Rudolph

Dear Husband, It is time that I must have my say,
I've taken your shit day after day.
I've kept the home peaceful year after year
Now there is going to be changes, so listen my dear.

So you're famous, everyone knows your name,
And you're a specialist by gum, in the transport game,
You think you're so grand with your important job.
But I'm telling you my dear you're a worn out old yob

363 days a year,
You sit on your arse drinking scotch, rum and beer,
You claim it is to keep up the shine on your nose
So Santa can see where he bloodywell goes.

One night a year is all that you work,
You and your eight reisty mates - they're all jerks.
Dasher and Dancer - Speed freaks I say,
The sleigh wouldn't go that quick any other way.
Prancer and Vixen - Just cheap little tarts,
But they look like angels once Comet starts.

Cupids on some freaked out damned power trip,
And Donner...well, she should just get a damned grip
And Blitzen, I almost don't need to say,
Is here getting blitzed with you every day.

All of these years at the front of the sled,
Has gone, I'm afraid, to your crusty old head.
You're a layabout and a drunkard, with a big shiny nose,
And a weakness for elves in black pantyhose.

I'm telling you husband that one Christmas song,
Has made you think that you can do no wrong.
So this year while your out with old Santa's sled,
I am eloping, my dear, with your friend - Mr. Ed

Denise Hobbs
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Grijem vas u ove hladne zimske dane.
I da, nisam uopće pročitao ove pjesme.

JasonH · Dec 25, 2008

sretni praznici svima koji slave.

ReNNo · Dec 25, 2008

Evo da se zahvalim na cestitkama jer slavim.

Također cestike svim ostalim koji slave.

kAcA · Dec 25, 2008

Cestitke svima koji slave

Qler · Dec 25, 2008

Sretan Bozic svim katolicima HWB-a

Juka · Dec 25, 2008

sestitke i od mene ...

Looney · Dec 25, 2008

hurmash1ca said:

Svim katolicima zelim sretan i prijatan Božić :wink:
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zoi · Dec 25, 2008

zalizani said:

Svim katolicima u BiH i svima onima koji upražnjavaju predstojeći praznik sretan božić
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Vedo · Dec 25, 2008

Sretan Bozic!

nFare · Dec 25, 2008

Sretan bozic i Nova godina

nivla · Dec 25, 2008

Sretan Bozic

AhmeT · Dec 25, 2008

zalizani said:

Svim katolicima u BiH i svima onima koji upražnjavaju predstojeći praznik sretan božić
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