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GW · Jan 16, 2009

Neo Bahamut Zero · Jan 16, 2009

Imamo novi izraz za BT na forumu - bloothoot. :smt005

apdejt · Jan 16, 2009

Neo Bahamut Zero said:

Imamo novi izraz za BT na forumu - bloothoot. :smt005
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ovo mi zvuci kao neka riba iz horor filmova

Stevie_Ray · Jan 16, 2009

kolinsb said:

sta pricas hurma ba? koliki takt ima E8300? veci nego E8200, je li tako? a je li im isti mutlti? jeste. po tvojoj logici bi kod E8300 trebao biti veci multi, ali nije. mozes li mi onda objasniti, kako je veci takt kdo E8300 nego kod E8200 kad im je isti multi?
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apdejt · Jan 16, 2009

Savvim slucajno naleti na ovo

ne mogu da vjerujem da je neko kao pornografiju ovo ocjenio

nFare · Jan 16, 2009

Mora da je Sulu linkao nekad neke explicitne fotografije :lol:

NAILS · Jan 17, 2009

apdejt, ..morao si i ti pornografio trazit da slucajno naletis na to :lol:

Hansel · Jan 17, 2009

NAILS said:

apdejt, ..morao si i ti pornografio trazit da slucajno naletis na to :lol:
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Ja ba

apdejt · Jan 17, 2009

Nisam ba vec probavao one google tipove sto je Dog_Father postavio i koristio one gotove primjere sto su sadrzavale kljucnu rijec hardwarebase. Kad ja vidim privi rezultat ima ocjenu na stumble. Posto 30% moga vremena za racunarom ode na stumble ajd reko da vidim ko je ocjenio kad ono imam sta i vidjeti, al sam se posteno ismijao

Hansel · Jan 17, 2009

apdejt said:

al sam se posteno ismijao
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I zadovoljio :lol:

exwizzard · Jan 17, 2009

http://www.vidimoseuzivinicama.ba

Esh · Jan 17, 2009

TG Daily reports a 13-year old American girl send a total of 14,528 text messages last month. Her dad was surprised when he received a 440-page bill from AT&T, but fortunately his daughter was on an unlimited texting plan that costs only $30 a month.

The dad, age 45, said "First I laughed. I thought '. That's insane. That's impossible.' And I immediate whipped out the calculator to see if it was humanly possible." He found out that it was, but just barely.

Reina, his 13-yr old daughter, would've had to send text message at the rate of 484 per day, or one every two minutes of every waking hour. When the father asked "Who are you texting anyway? Your entire school?" She replied, "A lot of my friends have unlimited texting. I just text them pretty much all the time."

According to the report, she routinely messages a core group of "four obsessive texters," all girls between 12 and 13 years old on her LG phone. Reina managed to text one of her friends who was sitting right next to her at a karaoke party.
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GW · Jan 17, 2009

Pitam se šta bi se desilo kada bi joj oduzeli telefon... Vjerovatno bi uzela kalaš u ruke i počela pucati po školi.

apdejt · Jan 17, 2009

What if people bought cars like they buy computers?

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - but imagine if they did...

Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"
Helpline: "Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Customer: "What's an ignition?"
Helpline: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."
Customer: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"
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Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
Helpline: "Is the gas tank empty?"
Customer: "Huh? How do I know?"
Helpline: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle pointing?"
Customer: "I see an 'E' but no 'F'."
Helpline: "You see the 'E' and just to the right is the 'F'."
Customer: "No, just to the right of the first 'E' is a 'V'."
Helpline: "A 'V'?!?"
Customer: "Yeah, there's a 'C', an 'H', the first 'E', then a 'V', followed by 'R', 'O', 'L' ..."
Helpline: "No, no, no sir! That's the front of the car. When you sit behind the steering wheel, that's the panel I'm talking about."
Customer: "That steering wheel thingy -- Is that the round thing that honks the horn?"
Helpline: "Yes, among other things."
Customer: "The needle's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?"
Helpline: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."
Customer: "What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"
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Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Your cars suck!"
Helpline: "What's wrong?"
Customer: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"
Helpline: "What were you doing?"
Customer: "I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't even start up!"
Helpline: "I'm sorry, sir, but it's your responsibility if you misuse the product."
Customer: "Misuse it? I was just following this damned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in 'D' and press the accelerator pedal. That's exactly what I did -- now the damn thing's crashed."
Helpline: "Did you read the entire operator's manual before operating the car sir?"
Customer: "What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn't work!"
Helpline: "Didn't you attempt to slow down so you wouldn't crash?"
Customer: "How do you do THAT?"
Helpline: "You said you read the entire manual, sir. It's on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator."
Customer: "Well, I don't have all day to sit around and read this manual you know."
Helpline: "Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?"
Customer: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won't crash anymore!"
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Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."
Helpline: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"
Customer: "How do I work it?"
Helpline: "Do you know how to drive?"
Customer: "Do I know how to what?"
Helpline: "Do you know how to DRIVE?"
Customer: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"
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ming · Jan 17, 2009

To je sve hoax.

SamiRX-8 · Jan 18, 2009

Ne znam da li je bilo vec. Vrijedi procitati :lol:

Radi se o jednom privatniku (zanatliji), koji je povodom
radne nezgode uputio ispunjen formular svom osiguravajućem zavodu za
preuzimanje nastalih troškova. Sve ovo se desilo u Švajcarskoj gde se
ovaj dogadjaj mogao pročitati u Zuricher Kosmos-u. U tom
formularu oštećeni je, na pitanje načina dešavanja te nezgode naveo, da je
NEPLANIRANO odreagovao u jednom trenutku. Takav iskaz je za SUVI
(Švajcarski osiguravajući zavod za Privatnike) bio dosta neprecizan,
tako da su službenici iz osiguranja zamolili privatnika, da im to
malo detaljnije objasni, jer je neophodno za daljnje razmatranje...

Zanatlija odgovara na tu molbu sledeće:
Cijenjene Dame i Gospodo, u odgovaranju na vašu molbu za dobivanje dodatnih
informacija mogu vam sljedeće reći:
Kod pitanja 3 u formularu naveo sam neplanirano reagovanje
kao uzrok nesreće. Zamolili ste me da vam to pojasnim, što ovim
putem želim da učinim. Kao što već znate, po zanimanju sam krovopokrivač.
Tog kobnog dana nalazio sam se sam na krovu jedne šestospratnice. Kada
sam završio sa svojim poslom imao sam 250kg crijepova viška na krovu
koje je trebalo snijeti. Pošto nisam imao namjeru da ih u bezbroj
navrata nosim stepenicama, odlučio sam da ih stavim u veliku
kantu. Kanta koja inače služi za dizanje ili spuštanje tereta na visine.
Sišao sam na dno i vukao sam konopac preko role dok nisam digao kantu,
koja je bila vezana za isti, na visinu na kojoj mi je trebala.
Konopac sam naknadno čvorom vezao i time sam
stabilizovao kantu na visini šestog sprata. Nakon toga sam
otišao na krov i natovario kantu da bi poslije toga sišao dole.
Odvezao sam konopac u namjeri da kontrolisano spustim kantu koju sam natovario
sa 250kg crijepova. Ako pročitate pitanje broj 11 iz prethodnog
formulara, ustanovićete da sam u to vrijeme vagao nekih 75kg. Veoma iznenadjen
povodom gubljenja dna pod nogama, izgubio sam 'duhovnu prisebnost' i
zaboravio u svoj toj frci da ispustim konopac iz ruku. Mogu reći da u
tom trenutku nisam bio pri sebi. Mislim da ovde ne treba da navodim,
da sam velikom brzinom išao prema gore. Otprilike u visini 3. sprata sam se
sreo s kantom (uh).. . Taj susret objašnjava frakturu lobanje i lom
ključne kosti. . . Neznatno sporije nastavio sam putanju ka vrhu i tek sam se
zaustavio kad su mi vrhovi prstiju upali u rolu koja je označavala najvišu tacku.
Bol koji ne mogu da vam opišem je ujedno zadužen za lomljenje 3 prsta i dva nokta.
Mimo svih bolova, ja ne gubim svoju prisebnost i odrzavam se na konopcu,
kojeg ne smijem da ispustim iz ruku ni pod koju cjenu.
Kanta, koja je u medjuvremenu stigla na cilj, pod jačinom
udara izbija i lomi svoje dno. Time dolazi do izpražnjivanja iste...
Kao što rekoh u prošlom formularu kod tačke 11, vagao sam
75kg i samim time znatno teži od prazne kante u tom trenutku. Kao što
već možete da zamislite, počeo je veoma brz silazak.. U visini 3. sprata sam ponovo
sreo kantu ovaj put odozdo dolazeći. Susret koji kao posljedice nosi
sljedeće: Slomljeni zglobovi na obe noge, lom lijevog koljena i ogrebotine po
nogama i rukama. Ovaj put znatno usporen nastavio sam putanju ka dnu,
gdje sam pri prizemljivanju na izlomljene crijepove slomio 3 pršljena,
bol koji nisam ni registrovao... Dok sam tako ležao dole, sav
izlomljen na izlomljenim crijepovima i posmatrao kantu koja je bez dna
visila na visini šestog sprata, ostao sam ponovo bez svoje 'duhovne
prisutnosti' i pustio sam konopac. Ovaj put je kanta bez ikakvih
zastoja krenula ka meni i izbila mi 3 zuba i slomila nos..
Veoma mi je žao zbog svega ovoga i nadam se da sam vam
ovim olakšao buduće razmatranje. U slučaju da vam nedostaju precizniji
detalji, spreman sam da vam stojim na raspolaganju.,

apdejt · Jan 18, 2009

SamiRX-8, heheheeh
cini mi se da su myth-busters imali nesto slicno ali sa buretom cigli, medjutim puno je smjesnije na nasem jeziku uz dodatno objasnjenje.

sumeir · Jan 18, 2009

Dobar... ovo ko onaj lik iz Kuduza kad je bio u zatvoru pa objašnjavao šta mu je sve polomljeno. :lol:

Blowfish · Jan 18, 2009

Market.ba said:

Prodajem Hummer H3 .
3700 metara kubnih, BIH tablice
registrovan do 10.10.2009 godine,
u ekstra stanju.
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Code-R · Jan 18, 2009

Blowfish said:

Market.ba said:

Prodajem Hummer H3 .
3700 metara kubnih, BIH tablice
registrovan do 10.10.2009 godine,
u ekstra stanju.
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Znam da Ameri preteruju sa kubikazom, ali ovo je previse :smt005

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