Top Gear - oficijelni thread

XTRage · Nov 24, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Pogledao rano jutros, konacno je najbesmislenije auto ikad na Power Laps listi, i kao sto sam ocekivao nije na vrhu.

Neki su tvrdili kako ce ici na 1:15 :smt005

Dog_Father · Dec 1, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Peta vani.

Richard Hammond celebrates the 40th birthday of the iconic Ferrari Daytona by taking one back to its spiritual home on the Riviera before attempting to beat James May and a multi-million pound power boat in a race from Portofino to St Tropez.

Meanwhile, back in the UK Jeremy Clarkson is out on the test track testing the new BMW M3 saloon against a young pretender from Japan, the Lexus IS-F. Top Gear also tackles a political hot potato as Richard attempts to find the best sort of bus for British city streets by getting together everything from hopper to bendy bus and then having a race with them. Plus, Grand Designs presenter Kevin McCloud is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.
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syss · Dec 1, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

prejake vijesti i cool wall sa cipelama

Haker · Dec 2, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Koja je ovo sezona?? Malo sam zbunjen sad, ja imam 10 sezona, dakle fali mi 11 i ovo je 12?

Dog_Father · Dec 2, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Yup. Ovo je 12a.

XTRage · Dec 3, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

"The Stig takes the Lexus around the track, again listening to morse code, with the translations reading "TOOMANYGEARS" (Too many gears) and "ILIKEMRSULU" (I like Mr Sulu)"

:smt005

Dog_Father · Dec 8, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Predbajramska sesta epizoda je vani.

Jeremy Clarkson and James May invade Greenham Common airbase to ask if the Communists ever made a good car. Out on the test track, Richard Hammond goes crazy in the Veritas, a Germany sports car, and Jeremy conducts an almost ridiculously thorough road test of the new Ford Fiesta.

Plus, mop-haired London mayor Boris Johnson is the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car.
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Zeleni · Dec 8, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Ahahaha, skino sam je sinoch, al kasno je doshla da je gledam Danas uz rucak nema druge.
Cuj Borisa doveli

Jel samo do mene il se Stig udebljo od prosle sezone ?

Shenron · Dec 8, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Odlicna epizoda. Opiceni su skroz :smt005

Dog_Father · Dec 16, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Zadnja dva dana malo bio zauzet pa nisam stigao pogledati novu epizodu. Uglavnom sedma je vani, pogledao maloprije. Pao par puta sa stolice.

James May travels to California to take a look at what is being hailed as the future of motoring, the hydrogen-powered Honda Clarity. Meanwhile, out on the test track Jeremy Clarkson has a high-voltage encounter with the Tesla, a battery-powered super-car, and Richard Hammond takes an affectionate look back at 50 years of Touring Car racing.

The star in the reasonably priced car is none other than Tom Jones, and there are some festive fun and games in the studio to boot.
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Kako rece Jeremy, sljedeca epizoda ide 28. decembra.

syss · Dec 16, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

prejaka sad zadnja... jedva čekam specijal

Dog_Father · Dec 26, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Dok cekamo nedjelju, evo 48 najboljih citata Clarksona prema AutoTrader magazinu

1. [On the Enzo Ferrari] “I rang up Jay Kay, who’s got one, and said: “Can we borrow yours?” and he said, “Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.”

2. [On the Mercedes CLS55 AMG] “It sounds like Barry White eating wasps.”

3. “That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.”

4. “Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... that’s what gets you.”

5. [On the Porsche Cayman S] “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”

6. “Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.”

7. [On the Alfa Romeo Brera] “Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?”

8. [On paddle shift automatic gearboxes] “The thing is, it’s a gearbox, okay? It has one job to do! One job! Pull the lever… ‘Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station – I’m a gearbox! Oh, heavens, I’m gonna swap some cogs around!’”

9. “The Ferrari 355 is like a quail’s egg dipped in celery salt and served in Julia Roberts’ belly button.”

10. [On the Porsche Boxster] “It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig’s bottom.”

11. [On the Enzo Ferrari] “Ferrari is so pleased with it they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car... ‘The Colin.’”

12. [On the Ford GT40] “Was this the greatest hypercar of them all? Well, that’s a question I’ve never really been able to answer, because the GT40 is 40 inches tall... and I'm not.”

13. [On the TVR Tuscan 2] “It’s supposed to be easier to live with, and easier to drive... so has it worked? Ohh... Oh, my God. No... no... no, no, no. No. No. No, it hasn’t.”

14. [On the TVR Tuscan 2] “You see, my wife loves this car. She loves the noise and the vibrations and the sense of danger and the way that when you over-rev it, the whole dash lights up like a baboon’s backside. Richard Hammond on the other hand, he pretty much hates it. He says it’s too difficult and too complicated and that all the stitching in here looks like the kind of stitching you find when someone’s tried to mend their own shoes.”

15. [On the Lotus Exige] “To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you’ve got chicken wire, bacofoil and tupperware. It’s kind of like peering into one of your grannies’ old kitchen cabinets.”

16. “Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It’s like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You’d just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke’s sweaty face.”

17. “The highlight of my childhood – it’s the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it’s full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was kind of like Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together. With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly.”

18. [Announcing the Top Gear Awards in December 2005] “Now the best gas guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: the Range Rover Sport which achieved eight miles to the gallon; the Bugatti Veyron which achieved four miles to the gallon; and Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel and didn’t move an inch.

19. [When driving the Mercedes SLR McLaren through a tunnel] “When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said ‘Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!’ They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.”

20. [On the Corvette Z06] “As something to live with every day, I’d rather have bird flu.”

21. [While playing the video game Gran Turismo] “Aston Martin DB9 – that’s not a racecar, that’s pornography.”

22. “If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.”

23. “There are signs directing you away from Birmingham but nothing enticing you in.”

24. [On Detroit] “God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.”

25. [On the Porsche Cayenne] “I’ve seen gangrenous wounds better looking than this!”

26. “A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”

27. “In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled – usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.”

28. “I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.”

29. “The Caterham may only have 250bhp, but you have to remember that it weighs about the same... as a J-cloth.”

30. “Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze.”

31. “The old Aston Martin DB7 was just a Jag in drag. It was an XJ-S in a party frock. This (the Aston-Martin DB-9) is completely different.”

32. “I’d rather go to work on my hands and knees than drive there in a Ford Galaxy. Whoever designed the Ford Galaxy upholstery had a cauliflower fixation. I would rather have a vasectomy than buy a Ford Galaxy.”

33. [On cars at a Max Power show) “Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up.”

34. “What did the Morris Marina compete against? Walking? The bus?

35. “Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.”

36. “Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.”

37. [On the Renault Clio V6] “I think the problem is that it’s French. It’s a surrendermonkey.”

38. “It costs Volkswagen £200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could probably make a couple of cars for that.”

39. [On Segways] “They’re made in America, of course, so fat Yanks can go to the fridge without expending any energy.”

40. [On a Chevrolet Corvette] “The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”

41. [On the Koenigsegg CCX] “I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!”

42. “If you have any thoughts or opinions on what you’ve seen in the last ten weeks, do please keep them to yourselves.”

43. “Biathletes need to eat 6,000 calories a day: six thousand! That’s the equivalent of two pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 Twix bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!”

44. “This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!’”

45. “Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... being stabbed?”

46. “I’m sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you’ve got even half a scrotum it’s not going to happen.”

47. “The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.”

48. “I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”
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Dog_Father · Dec 30, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Evo special bio sinoc. Dobar. Necu nista pricati da ne spoilam.

syss · Dec 30, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

neću ni ja, ali obavezno štivo jer je stvarno prekretnica svojevrsna

Haker · Dec 30, 2008

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Upravo pogledao. Koja limiturina, apsolutno na nivou.

sumeir · Jan 20, 2009

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Imali šta od ovoga .

Top Gear's Stig is unmasked

The identity of Top Gear's mysterious Stig has been one of the best kept secrets in television.

But after years of intense public curiosity it has been revealed that he is a 33-year-old racing driver from Bristol.

Ben Collins is the mystery man behind the white mask, a former American NASCAR, Formula 3 driver and Daniel Craig stunt double.

Famed for his on-the-limit driving style, the Stig's identity is normally protected because he never removes his trademark white helmet or racing suit and never talks on camera.

However, the secret apparently came out when a Bristol newspaper ran a story claiming that Collins was at a Bristol photo studio where limited-edition prints of the Stig were being produced.

The media has long known who the Stig is but has refrained from revealing his true identity. A Top Gear spokesman said: "We never comment on speculation as to who or what The Stig is."

Rumour has it that if the Stig's identity was ever revealed the driver could be sacked from Top Gear. The original Stig, Perry McCarthy, was launched off an aircraft carrier and 'killed' after his identity was revealed.

In 2007, Ben Collins wrote a series of stunt-driving articles for MSN Cars.
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http://cars.uk.msn.com/News/car_news_ar ... d=13026661

Stevie_Ray · Jan 20, 2009

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Samo da kazem da sam dosao u posjed ogromne kolicine Top Gear serija. :mrgreen:

syss · Jan 21, 2009

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

samo da kažem kako si zakasnio sa tim trendom

Esh · Jan 21, 2009

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

Stevie_Ray said:

Samo da kazem da sam dosao u posjed ogromne kolicine Top Gear serija. :mrgreen:
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Garant o Top Gearu pricas na telefon s jaranima po sat vremena

Stevie_Ray · Jan 21, 2009

Re: Nova Sezona Top Gear

syss said:

samo da kažem kako si zakasnio sa tim trendom
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Haha, mene ne zanimaju trendovi.

EnisDonKing said:

Stevie_Ray said:

Samo da kazem da sam dosao u posjed ogromne kolicine Top Gear serija. :mrgreen:
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Garant o Top Gearu pricas na telefon s jaranima po sat vremena
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Busted.

Mah, kamo srece...

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